I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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