i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
birth control should be required to get into college
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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