Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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