i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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