Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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