Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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