I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
