Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
as a side note pls kill me
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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