She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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