Your favorite bartender is back from prision
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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