i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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