On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
