I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
