i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm sobbing to NWA
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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