Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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