I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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