How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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