I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
only if we run a train.
done.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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