Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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