I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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