I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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