i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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