He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you didnt know i had herpes?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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