how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
we should paint friendship bongs
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