Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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