i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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