I think I died a long time ago.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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