This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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