Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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