I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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