He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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