____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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