After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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