Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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