I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I love having hate sex.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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