the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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