Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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