Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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