he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a shit load of segways right now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Randomize