do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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