Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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