And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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