Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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