just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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