Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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