sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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