i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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