honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Randomize
