There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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