You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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