Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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