shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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