I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
They have beer where we have blood.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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