Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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