The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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